Has not yet been written.
But you can help write it.
If you order The Six Thousand Five Hundred Pound Story I’ll stop busking in London, put my typewriter on my back and head towards Asia. I've never been to Asia and I want to get there without taking a plane.
I'll hitchhike, I'll walk, drive, maybe find a boat for part of the journey. I'll then live someplace cheap and keep on writing until this money runs out. Whatsoever it is that emerges from this experience, you'll receive the original manuscript of. I can make a solemn promise to you that I will have no clear idea of what I am doing for at least ten months.
And whensoever whatsoever it becomes is published, it will carry a dedication to your belief in, and support for, independent artists, unless you call yourself Biggus Dickus, but even then, well, it depends who prints the thing, maybe we can swing a dedication like that.
